Not to brag but there are so many movies out there that have watched me sleep.

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Forget mini pizzas. I want one so big it needs a forklift to rotate it.

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At the end of the day, the day is going to end.

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Being lazy has its advantages. I still have most of my winter fat from last year.

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Winter is actually awesome because if you put on a couple of movies at 5 p.m., it’s already pitch black and the evening is super long, so it feels like you’re staying up til 2 a.m., but in reality, it’s only 11 p.m. 10/10!

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She is both the storm and the shelter.

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There are 8 billion people in the world and I only have 3 friends, and one is annoying.

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I’m about to start telling people, “As long as that makes sense to you,” when they say shit that doesn’t make sense to me.

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Cigarette smell gotta be one of the worst smells in the history of smells.

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I drink all this water and for what. Just to pee? This planet is a prison.

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Sorry I marked myself as safe on Facebook after your PowerPoint presentation.