Do you ever look into your cats eyes and realize that a person is inside there?

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‘Blinded by the Light’ is really just a song about turning the bathroom light on in the middle of the night.

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I don’t understand how I can remember every word of a song from 1984, but I can’t remember why I walked into the kitchen.

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A murder on the dance floor would explain the panic! at the disco.

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Rent really don’t make no sense. Like, why is my apartment getting a raise every year? Who is doing the performance review?

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The world is in chaos, confess to your crush!

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I can’t wait to retire so I can get up at 6 a.m. and go drive around really slow and make everybody late for work.

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They should make statues of regular people, like you’re walking through the park and there’s a statue of your friend Jeff.

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Kinda messed up that the government knows my birthday but never sends me a gift or anything.

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Nobody flirts better than a girl with zero interest.

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The only time you should be faking it is when your pet checks to see if you’re awake.