Don’t talk to me about regrets if you’ve never had someone’s name tattooed on you. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Regrets? Honey, I've had more names inked on me than a library card! 🤪💔 #TattooTales" Related Funny Posts 🤝 When someone says they’re never going to talk to me again, I do the right thing and say thank you. I wish I had the confidence of someone who would let themselves be tattooed in a place they can’t see. Women love deciding to never talk to you again, and actually do it. Sorry for being weird. It’s just that everything I talk about reminds me of every other thing I wanna talk about, so I try to talk about everything at the same time and explode. Why do we say ‘slept like a baby’? Babies wake up every two hours crying. I want to sleep like my cat—14 hours, no responsibilities, zero regrets.
