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Trying to carry a pet to bed is like moving a dense liquid that’s annoyed by you.

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I’m sick of getting woken up at 6am by the bin men. I just want a nice sleep but they always insist that I get out of the bin before they collect it.

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Hate when anxiety gives me stomach problems. Like, baby, you are supposed to be a mental disorder, please stay in your line.

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I’ve never been married, but I tell people I’m divorced so they won’t think something is wrong with me.

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I remember when the only in-flight movie choices were either you watched or you didn’t.

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Your 20s are for lusting after furniture you can’t afford actually.

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If you’ve never had a cheeseburger change your mood, you’ve never had a cheeseburger.

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I used to look for monsters under the bed. Today I know they are behind some people’s fake smiles.

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My ideal workday would be from 9:00 AM to 9:07 AM