Imagine how much better the world would be if everyone set aside their differences and came together as one to buy me a castle.

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Good morning to everyone except the baristas who don’t tighten the lid.

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I’m glad laughter is the best medicine because my insurance sucks.

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It’s Sunday. I’ve slept in and ignored church. Somewhere the devil is sitting and clicking on “Like”.

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I’m the type of husband that helps his wife look for her missing chocolate that I ate.

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Don’t hate me because I can fall asleep within seconds; hate me because I can sleep through the night without having to get up to go to the bathroom.

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Teens are like, “My homework isn’t done, but check out this presentation I made on why I need Instagram.”

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Everyone is using AI to write business emails, texts, etc. At this point in time, we may as well just tell our AIs to talk to each other and then let us know what kind of deal they worked out.

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So you mean to tell me a stress ball is not for throwing at people who stress you out?

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When I like a song, I repeat it until the artist comes out and ask for water.

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Wearing a condom while she’s on birth control is called two-factor authentication.