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I don’t always say something stupid. But when I do, I…

I don’t always say something stupid. But when I do, I…

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"I don't always say something stupid. But when I do, I make sure it's a masterpiece of epic proportions like a modern day Shakespearean tragedy… in 280 characters or less. 🤦‍♂️🤪 #WordsmithWoes"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged always, communication, humor, i, keep, say, self-deprecation, something, stupid, talking, worse on Apr 26, 2025 by slickboy.

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