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Do you ever think about how many people squeezed the avocad…

Do you ever think about how many people squeezed the avocad…

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🥑 Just when you thought guacamole couldn't get any more dramatic… 🤯🤔 Should we start an avocado ancestry chart or is that going a bit too far? 😂🥑 #AvocadoSqueezingFamilyTree

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged avocado, eating, ever, food, funny thought, humor, people, squeeze, squeezed, think, thought on Apr 27, 2025 by slickboy.

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