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I’m not saying I need glasses. But today I watched a bunny in a meadow until it flew away.

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Weird how I can’t seem to reach anything at the grocery store when hot men are around.

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Welcome to your 40s: you’re not having a midlife crisis, you’re just awake.

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I’ve been blocked by better.

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No one tells you that the older you get, the more often you check your weather app.

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I am awake. Please respect my privacy during this difficult time.

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Christmas can be really hard for single people. Everyone else is having a brilliant time and we have to hide the fact that every day is like that for us.

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You can eat cheesecake for breakfast if you want to. No one can stop you. The police can’t even stop you.

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Guns N’ Roses: “Welcome to the jungle!” The jungle: “No more humans, please!”

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Normalise following up to an ignored email with “helllooooooo?”