Having a car is crazy cause you gotta take it to the car doctor.

Having a car is crazy cause you gotta take it to the car doctor.

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“Brb, taking my car for a ‘check-up’ — hope it doesn’t need any band-aids! 🚗👨‍⚕️🤣”

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