Having a car is crazy cause you gotta take it to the car doctor.

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Talents: eating!

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Breaking: man who liked me first no longer likes me.

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I could win awards for having a bad memory. In fact, I probably did. How would I know.

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Instagram is literally just screenshots of Twitter.

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Most guys probably just have a foot fetish because their first girlfriend was a sock.