No more relationships for me, the last one was an embarrassment to my gangsta.

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Please be nice to me. I’m in my twenties. Do you know what that does to a person?

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Pasta is something I don’t think I’ll ever get tired of.

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Our childhood photos might be ugly but those smiles were definitely not fake.

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I’m like if a birthday card with no money inside was a person.

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I don’t get it when people say they are only a “little” angry, I am either not mad or will kill you.

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Can’t threaten me with screenshots. I’ll get a microphone and say it again.

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Why the hell is my laundry bin always full? I’m not even going anywhere.

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Called in telepathically this morning, so they know I’m thinking of them.

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Cats must think we’re so weird for constantly harvesting their poop.

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The sexiest woman you know is trying to maintain her balance between insanity and genius.