I feel bad for Slash. He bought a goofy hat in like 1986 and now he has to wear it until the day he dies. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Imagine being committed to a hat longer than most marriages! ππ© #TilDeathDoUsPart" Related Funny Posts π€ I wear black because itβs slimming. Exercise is also slimming, but like I said, I wear black. Since emojis have been around, I finally have a rough idea of how women feel when they don’t know what to wear. Wonder what I should wear to World War III. I donβt know how to knit, so I made you a tinfoil hat. I commented to a friend that I didnβt know how goofy Scream was. It turns out I have never seen Scream. I saw Scary Movie.