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I’d never pick the lesser of two evils because that means they’re not even good at being evil either.

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I am a person who wants to do a lot of things trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep a lot.

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Here’s a fun activity you can do with your kids on rainy days when they have too much energy: Go shopping and leave them at home with their dad.

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Experts say you can make any statement sound more credible by adding ‘experts say’ at the beginning.

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Fake laughing at work is mentally exhausting. Please just leave me alone.

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Do u guys also have a story in your head, and when you’re bored, you just add more to it and continue from where you left off?

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I find as I get older it’s the little things that bring me joy. Like embarrassing my children.

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I noticed my mouse problem is back an I yelled at my cats for being lazy and not doing their job, like I was in a Tom and Jerry cartoon.

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Cashews are my favorite because they’re salty and hunched over just like me.

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You can just comment, “You two look nice,” on a photo of three people. It’s free and legal.