The devil is keeping him alive to avoid spending eternity with him in hell. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:😂🔥 "When even the devil's like, 'Nah, I'm good,' you know you're special! 😈👌 #HellHoudini" Related Funny Posts 🤝 “I’m just playing devil’s advocate here.” Ok, why are you helping the devil? Some people avoid bacon for the sake of religion. I avoid religion for the sake of bacon. Well, well, well, if it isn’t the holiday traffic I said I’d avoid even though I did nothing to avoid it. Keeping my mouth shut is usually not enough to avoid an argument with my husband. I also have to deactivate the subtitle function on my face. As long as you don’t ever give them your real name, they can’t accuse you of not keeping the mystery alive in your relationship.