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I hate when people call my phone! I don’t use it for…

I hate when people call my phone! I don’t use it for…

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"When my phone rings, I panic like it's a fire drill… aren't phones just for memes? 📞➡️🙅‍♂️😂"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged call, communication, hate, humor, i, people, personal, personal preference, phone, preference, sarcasm, technology on May 20, 2025 by slickboy.

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