One or the other, Lord – I can’t be broke and heartbroken. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"When life gives you lemons, apparently it also throws in a side of emotional baggage. 🍋😅💔" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck got engaged, broke up, married other people, had children, reunited, got married, broke up again, and I’ve been single that whole time. I remember when I was broke… I’m still broke, that’s why I remember so well. Thought I was a minimalist, turns out I’m just broke. Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the terms and conditions I do not read. My playlist is so random, I be heartbroken, thugged out, and yeehaw all at the same time.