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  • But that was my emotional support daylight.
  • I did some soul searching last night. I’m happy to report I still have one.
  • Much like an Olympic sprinter, I also load up on carbs, exert myself for roughly two minutes, and then quit for the rest of the day.
  • Ancient Egyptians used to worship cats and write on walls, a practice we still continue to do today on the Internet.
  • Turns out I’m not an afternoon person either.
  • No one told me middle age would be so fuzzy, and if you are wondering whether I mean my eyesight or my facial hair, yes.