He probably follows so many women because he believes in elevating their voices.

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If the universe is continuing to expand then why does my rent keep going up?

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I’m ugly but I can make u laugh.

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You may find my attraction to Goofy weird, but I don’t give a hyuck.

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I hate that moment when you are tired and sleepy but as soon as you go to bed your body is like “just kidding.”

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I’d stalk me too, I get it.

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My soulmate is probably out there, wondering if there’s life on earth.

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Can I come over and circle you like a vulture?

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I’m already spoiled… please don’t come into my life trying to unspoil me.

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My body cracks like a glow stick every time I move, but refuses to light up.

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Rock bottom should give me free sandwich and coffee for how often I hit it.