No, they’re not “symptoms of depressions.”… … Commentary:"When life gives you blues, just remember it's not a symptom, it's an episode! 🐾🔍😂" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Googled my symptoms and it turns out it’s just the politics. I’ve just told my doctor I have all the Monkey Pox symptoms. He asked me to swing by tomorrow. Googling symptoms until you cry. I wasn’t feeling well so I googled my symptoms. I either have allergies or I died two days ago. It’s always a huge relief when I’m reading a list of symptoms of a deadly disease, and it says unexplained weight loss.