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What I’m trying to say is, “Hello, here’s my entire h…

What I’m trying to say is, “Hello, here’s my entire h…

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💌 "Looks like someone's offering more commitment than my gym membership!" 😂❤️

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged devotion, expression, heart, hello, humor, romantic, say, sentiment, trying on Jun 4, 2025 by slickboy.

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