I’ve reached the age where people talk loudly and slowly to… Commentary:"Welcome to the club! We have cookies, ear trumpets, and a decoder ring for deciphering slow talk! 🍪📣👂😂" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I have officially reached the age where I am bothered by lights being on, doors left open, loud noises, and people. I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. My husband has reached an age where he reads the menu out loud. The whole menu. And then he has questions. Please send help. I’ve reached the age where I just bought a bird bath for my backyard. I’ve reached the age where I would rather go to a hardware store than a club.