Happy birthday to everyone, for the rest of your lives. I c… Commentary:"Officially adopting a 'one-size-fits-all' birthday wish policy! 🎂🎉 I’m now the Oprah of birthdays: You get a birthday, and YOU get a birthday! 😅💌" Related Funny Posts 🤝 My birthday wish is for everyone to ignore my birthday. For my birthday, I want everyone to tell me how much they love me and why in immense detail. For my birthday, I want everyone to delete whatever old version of me they have in their head— it expired. People singing Happy Birthday to you feels like a real-life unskippable ad. I actually do check to see if you told me happy birthday before I tell you.
