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Some things are better left alone, like me, for instance.

Some things are better left alone, like me, for instance.

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"Me-time champion over here! πŸ₯‡πŸ˜΄ Guess I've mastered the art of 'social distancing' before it was cool! πŸ˜‚πŸ™Œ"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged alone, better, humor, humorist, joke, left, me, sarcasm, self-deprecating, things, wit on Nov 10, 2025 by slickboy.

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