I believe my ex-wife is days away from having a nuclear weapon. Commentary:"Sounds like your ex-wife's taking 'bombshell' to a whole new level! π£π #RadioactiveRomance" Related Funny Quotes π€ I believe the IRS is days away from having a nuclear weapon. My wife is refusing to bring me a beer. That’s it, gonna text her and say “I cannot believe how lazy you are”. Having to write cover letters is so dumb. Do you really believe my dream ever since I was a little girl was to work for you? No. It was to ride a pony on a funky space rainbow. Grow up. I ghost family members too, so believe me, bro β itβs not personal. Some days you feel like you’re surrounded by idiots, other days you realize it’s not just some days.
