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Vegans will look you dead in the eye and tell you cauliflow…

Vegans will look you dead in the eye and tell you cauliflow…

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"When your cauliflower insists it's a T-bone, but it's clearly a florets-in-disguise 😂🥦🍖"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged cauliflower, dead, eye, food, humor, irony, joke, plant-based, ribs, taste, tell, vegan on Jun 29, 2025 by slickboy.

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