Vegans will look you dead in the eye and tell you cauliflow… Commentary:"When your cauliflower insists it's a T-bone, but it's clearly a florets-in-disguise 😂🥦🍖" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I love how these vegans still drink water. That’s a fish’s house! Had salad for the third night in a row and now I get why you’re so angry, vegans. I successfully avoided the red-eye flight and got the much milder pink eye flight. When you’re dead, you don’t know that you’re dead. But it’s hard for those around you. It’s the same when you’re stupid. You can tell me what you want, but alcohol and eye contact are a dangerous combination.