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My greatest aspiration is to one day solve a murder on a train.

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I’m like if a birthday card with no money inside was a person.

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My real introduction to classical music came from watching Tom & Jerry cartoons as a kid. Also how I got into sadism.

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Mount Rushmore would be way more American if all the presidents were eating.

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Taylor Swift is a psyop designed to get my wife to hum little tunes here and there.

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Good morning to everyone except those who need approval from strangers on the internet.

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I love ketchup from my head to-ma-toes.

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During childbirth, women are in so much pain that it is almost possible for them to feel what men have to endure when they have a cold.

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I think Australians should have to go three rounds in the ring with a kangaroo before they eat him.

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I think it’s time I find myself a new inspiration, asking myself “what would Batman do?” gets me in too much trouble.