I don’t like people driving fast—that’s the reason why I overtake them. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Just doing my civic duty as an undercover speed limit enforcer! 🚗💨😎 #TurtlePaceAgain" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I don’t mind driving in bad weather. I mind other people driving in bad weather. I may be the reason why our kids are ugly, but you’re the reason why they’re stupid. I like when I walk with people and they note that I’m a fast walker. We’re in a race. We’re in a race and you’re losing actually. Having to pee when you’re driving is problematic. Having to sneeze when you’re driving is even more problematic. I feel so bad when I overtake an old person on the sidewalk. Like, man, I really didn’t mean to flex on you with my youthful stride.
