If they played poker with potato chips, I’d have a gambling problem.

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I’m going to get some steel wool so I can crochet myself a new car.

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In my defense, Your Honor, I grossly misunderstood the meaning of Boxing Day.

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If overthinking burned calories, I’d never need to exercise again.

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I miss my Dad opening the windows and talking about cross-ventilation.

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The word synergy sounds like a mix of the words sin and energy. Like, to be debauched but to do it with flair and zest.

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You know you’re getting old when you have to watch shows that are in English with subtitles.

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All cars should have a rubber bumper all the way around so we can hit each other.

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I’m on that new diet where you eat anything you want and you pray for a miracle.

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Sucks how every girl I’m interested in is either taken or has good taste in men.

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Money does not buy happiness, but it’s better to cry in a sports car than on a bicycle.