Everything is awful, and no one is going to save you from this treacherous world. Oops, I mean, happy Friday!

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Yeah, I can explain that gap on my resume, I tried to move a picture in Word.

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Your woman will take 2 hours to get ready, but if you don’t have your shoes on when she is ready, you’re the problem.

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“No idea” doesn’t mean I don’t know the answer. I just don’t want to have a conversation.

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Normalise following up to an ignored email with “helllooooooo?”

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You are my favorite dirty thought.

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If you bring an acoustic guitar to a bonfire, I’m going to assume it’s for fuel.

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I met a microbiologist today. He was a lot bigger than I expected.

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When the blood pressure machine comes out for one person, the whole family has to get involved.

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Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here hating myself more.

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No more fun facts. I want to know what your last nightmare was about.