America’s national anthem should be changed to Welcome to the Jungle.

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It’s always annoying to be woken up by some guy mowing his lawn. Just go around me, man.

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I never learned to swim because I didn’t think it would ever be more than an hour since I last ate.

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Life hack: you don’t need salt if you just cry into your dinner.

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You’d think someone in the room would’ve spoken up like “hey guys, maybe it’s a bad idea to make one ring to rule them all”.

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They charge you for the groceries and then they charge you for the toilet paper when you turn the groceries into poop. Open your eyes!

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Humans were not meant to have this many passwords.

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Weird how I can’t seem to reach anything at the grocery store when hot men are around.

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If you’re wondering whether something is A.I. or not, A.I. has already won.

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Bro, you’re not allowed anymore to have your tongue drop out of your mouth and form a stair case when you see my wife.

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Hundreds, nay, thousands of movies about falling in love but only one movie about a beach that makes you old.