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America’s national anthem should be changed to Welcom…

America’s national anthem should be changed to Welcom…

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"Because nothing says 'land of the free' like an epic guitar riff! 🇺🇸🎸🌴 #RockOn"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged anthem, comment, country, cultural, cultural comment, humor, irony, joke, jungle, music, national, patriotic, patriotic satire, satire, should, welcome on Jul 2, 2025 by slickboy.

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