Exercise gives you energy, but you need energy to exercise.… Commentary:"Trying to break into the energy pyramid scheme: Step 1, invest in a nap. Step 2, repeat. 💤💪😆" Related Funny Posts 🤝 The gym gives you energy, but you need energy to get to the gym. Feels like a pyramid scheme, if you ask me. Shopping is the only exercise I need. I don’t want to do exercise, but I want to have done exercise. Every homemade dinner counts as negative calories because of the exercise we get waving pillows at the smoke detectors. In my experience, bowling and pancakes have the same energy. High hopes at the beginning, lowered self-esteem at the end.