Someone from 🇦🇷 has bookmarked:

Just rolled over for a cuddle.. forgot I’m single… fell off the bed.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has bookmarked:

Welcome to your 40s. Your eyes are now like a camera someone doesn’t know how to focus.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has shared:

I like to just appear out of nowhere and say, “this looks like a job for a binder clip.”

Someone from 🇧🇷 has shared:

I love ketchup from my head to-ma-toes.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has downloaded:

Gonna break into your house, toast all your bread and put it back in the bag.

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We were never supposed to have this much access to stupid people’s thoughts, beliefs, and opinions.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has bookmarked:

Normalize arguing with plants who refuse to stay alive.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has viewed:

Not to brag but I can chop an onion without crying. And I can cry without chopping an onion.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has downloaded:

I’m now at the age where sitting cross-legged on the floor is punishable by about three days of full-body paralysis.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has viewed:

Bored as hell. Anyone want to emotionally manipulate each other?