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“How would you describe yourself.” Me: I absolutely would not.

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Hey girl, are you an extraterrestrial? ’Cause your husband’s out here acting like you don’t exist.

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Shopping is the only exercise I need.

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Don’t blame the holidays, you were already overweight in August.

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Having a job ruined my life.

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Diabetes was the God of sugar.

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Hug your children as often as you can. They can’t break things during this time.

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The devil couldn’t reach me so he made sure my love life was bullshit.

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I have nothing in common with people who “forget to eat”.

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Why insult someone when you can say something nice in a very sarcastic tone?