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My therapist said cutting people off isn’t healthy. She’s n…

My therapist said cutting people off isn’t healthy. She’s n…

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😂 "When your therapist didn't realize they just made the cut list! 🙈✂️ #SorryNotSorry"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged cutting, cutting off, health, healthy, humor, next, people, revenge, said, therapist, therapy on Jul 4, 2025 by slickboy.

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