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They’re releasing another “Jurassic” movie. Let me guess: The dinosaurs get loose.

They’re releasing another “Jurassic” movie. Let me guess: The dinosaurs get loose.

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Oh no, not again! Those dinosaurs need better door locks! 🦖🔓😂

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged another, comedy, dinosaurs, film, guess, humor, jurassic, let, loose, me, movie, sequel on Jul 4, 2025 by slickboy.

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