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Violence is not the answer, unless you’re a gaggle of children instructed to break into a piñata.

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I still get so surprised every time someone I find attractive finds me attractive. Like, are you sure?

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Why do guys named Timothy go by Tim when they could go by Moth?

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Let’s ride this misunderstanding into the sunset.

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It’s so hot, I just saw a squirrel fanning its nuts.

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I respect the moon’s unwillingness to be photographed on a phone.

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These people act like they’ve never seen anyone wearing a Speedo in a laundromat before.

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People really be like, “I would never do that to you,” and then do it with a remix.

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Grocery shopping while hungry feels like online shopping while drunk.

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I just really hope The Weeknd’s real name isn’t Mnday.