I have the patience of a nearly ripe avocado. Commentary:That explains why I never seem to be ready for anything! 🥑⏳ Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Avocado toast at a cafe: $10. Avocado toast from Uber Eats: $25. Avocado toast made at home: $550 (my labor is worth $115 a minute). Cheers erupt as woman cuts into perfectly ripe avocado. ‘I have a ripe avocado at home’ is my favorite excuse for cancelling plans. I was hoping to age like a fine wine, but I sort of feel more like an avocado. The day they handed out patience, I left because it was taking too long.
