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I just ate, and now I’m going swimming, so I guess this is…

I just ate, and now I’m going swimming, so I guess this is…

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Looks like I'm defying science and making waves! 🌊🍴😂

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged activity, casual, casual activity, food, going, goodbye, guess, humor, i, just, swimming on Jul 5, 2025 by slickboy.

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