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You don’t have to write every day to be a writer! You just have to feel guilty every day that you don’t.

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I hate when people set alarms and it wakes up everybody except for them.

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I can easily spot a wolf in sheep’s clothing but this guy was dressed like my grandmother which threw me off.

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My kids and I have this bit where I say something and they ignore me.

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I’m writing a fairytale about a printer that just works.

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Every girl is defined by their one lost love. And by that I mean the one fast food item that was discontinued without warning, subsequently ruining their life.

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If kids these days had a perfume, it would be called Audacity.

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How do I become a billionaire by 9 a.m. Monday? Please, it’s urgent.

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Nowadays an “all-nighter” means I didn’t have to get up to pee.

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I just sneezed my wife awake from a nap so any discussion about renewing vows is on hold for a bit.