I feel like I’m in season 5 of my life, and the writers are just making ridiculous shit happen to keep it interesting.

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Don’t compare yourself with others. Everyone is better than you.

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I could never be in the mafia, those guys stay up way to late.

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Have you ever been so stressed that you’re calm?

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Our neighbor complained that our cat is always running through his garden. My father said: “Okay, I’ll tell her.”

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When my sister drives, I am NOT passenger princess, I am a survivor.

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Opening up is like talking to a cop: anything you say can and will be used against you.

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I am cassette tape years old.

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The longer I work in corporate, the more I realize… Micromanaging is just insecurity dressed up as leadership.

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It’s exciting to receive a Valentine’s Day card and not know who it’s from. A Father’s Day card, not so much.

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Stop giving kids Bible names but no Bible lessons. Moses tried to rob me last night.