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Why would I spend money on the zoo when I can watch my colleagues for free?

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Taking the day off to brush up on conspiracy theories and really get this Thanksgiving party started.

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When you have intense chemistry with someone, everyone else feels so bleh.

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Sex is like tacos. I wish I were having some now.

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Thinking about quitting my job to focus on my girlfriend.

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The devil couldn’t reach me, so he made sure that the love I give is never reciprocated.

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How do I tell Instagram I don’t want to see guys almost eaten by gators?

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Do you mind if I become the object of your desire? No worries if not.

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Having a crush is so stupid. Like, why is this dude in my head at 8 am?

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Stealing hoodies is for amateurs. Steal his car like a real woman.

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Scrolling the feed as a mature person, not judging anybody.

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I tell people I rearrange my furniture to change things up, but we all know it’s to annoy my husband.

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You can get addicted to a certain kind of swagness.

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I’m so hungry, I could eat a full-time job with health insurance.

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Nobody is more stressed than a person who has a lot of interests or passions and is still confused about their career.

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Ants can be found on every continent except Antarctica, which is weird considering their name.

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Hey man, be careful on the trampoline, one of my buddies never came back down.

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If my fingers don’t motion like scissors snipping when I ask for a haircut at the salon, how will they know what I mean?

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I’m sorry your man wears his sunglasses on the back of his head.

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The world is my oyster and I’m allergic to shellfish.

I like to be alone a lot; it’s nothing personal.

I like to be alone a lot; it’s nothing personal.
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If you knock down a policeman, they’ll get backup.

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Christmas bonus so small you have to call your bank and ask “is it in yet?”

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There are days when trying to control your class is like trying to hug a tornado.

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I think airplanes would be way cooler if the wings flapped like a bird.

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I was thinking of becoming self employed, but due to cutbacks, I can’t afford to hire me right now.

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I made a resolution to eat better and exercise in the new year but didn’t specify which year I was referring to.

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The adjective for metal is metallic, but not so for iron, which is ironic.

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Incredibly annoying that exercising, eating right, and drinking water can make you actually feel good.

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No pre-workout, just flashbacks of stuff I let slide.

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80% of arguments start because someone hasn’t eaten yet.

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Got my dog microchipped, so if he runs away, I can just press a button, and he’ll explode.

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Maybe the wolf from The Neverending Story still has nightmares about me, too.

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I’m not crazy, I’m just mentally spicy.

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Not all works of art are in a museum. I, for example, am lying on the couch at home.

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The only reason I insist on returning to the office is because my cat needs a break from me staring at him all day.

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I get shy when my man stares at me for too long because what if he’s realizing I’m actually a lil ugly.

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Vegan zombies be like: GRAINS!

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Deeply unfair of people to assume I have my life together just because I’m boring.

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I hope you catch the bouquet at my funeral.

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There are days when trying to control your class is like trying to hug a tornado.

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