Someone from 🇲🇾 has shared:

They should invent a relationship that doesn’t turn into the worst experience of my entire life.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has bookmarked:

I’m 45% coffee, 40% wine and 6% cheese.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has shared:

I like to describe the difference between theory and practice with shopping lists and receipts.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has shared:

No kids at my wedding. Gonna Uber the flower girl home when she’s done.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has viewed:

Life sucks a lot less when your feet are in a creek, and you forgot your phone in the truck.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has shared:

Since emojis have been around, I finally have a rough idea of how women feel when they don’t know what to wear.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has downloaded:

I wanna stand with you on a mountain and throw you into the sea, or whatever Savage Garden was on about.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has viewed:

They should have made a pool raft that looked like a broken door when Titanic was in theaters. I bet it would have sold millions.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has viewed:

When someone giving me directions says, “You can’t miss it,” I would love to tell them just how wrong they were if I could find my way back to them.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has copied:

My shadow quit because I’m too boring.