A big part of my wife’s cardio routine is rolling away from me in bed.

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Hyphenated. Non-hyphenated. The irony.

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Slim Shady implies the existence of Thicc Sunny.

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Dating again after you break up with a long-term partner is like dying in a video game and ending up back at the start to do it all again, except with less health.

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If you’re the type of person who likes to be left alone, I’m with you. Better yet, I’m not with you.

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At my funeral, take the bouquet off my casket and throw it in the crowd to see who next.

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I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

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My favorite color is sunshine.

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Spending 5 minutes looking up every word I want to use in a sentence to make sure I can define it in case they ask.

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My Native American name would be Smokes Cigarettes.

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Fun like a LinkedIn notification.