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My fairytale would be called the princess and the pea sized bladder.

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Don’t worry, I’m only dead inside from the waist up.

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Saying “sounds good to me” in a meeting then quickly realizing a lot more was expected from you.

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I miss when bills had nothing to do with me.

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In general, I like company, but not when I am with my pizza.

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Some 100 private jets will fly to Venice for Jeff Bezos’ wedding, and I recycle yoghurt cup lids.

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I need to stop saying “Oppa Gagnam Style!” to fill in awkward pauses in conversation.

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Oh great, you brought your ancient ancestors with you.

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Life is like bread. It gets hard at some point.

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Everyone thinks they’re a badass until seaweed brushes their leg.