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Sorry I didn’t get you an anniversary card, babe, but you opted in to paperless affection on our third date.

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I can feel your energy from two planets away.

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Once I matched with a guy and ended up finding out he lived in my neighborhood, so I told him to go outside and scream, and he did. And I heard it.

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Apparently, telling your friends not to stress about their wedding because “it’s your first marriage” is not the right thing to say.

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You give my middle finger an erection.

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You can’t be everyone’s cup of tea, let them sip on their own bland brew.

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Adulting is difficult. One minute you’re proud of yourself, the next minute you feel like you’re not doing enough.