I miss my Dad opening the windows and talking about cross-ventilation.

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Just found out my asexual friend was only using me for my companionship.

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Remember when we were young and said “I’ll sleep when i’m older”? Well, now we can’t when we want to.

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Why did they call it an Amazon wishlist and not an ‘Oughttobuyography’.

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The more water you drink, the more bathroom breaks, the less you work. Stay hydrated.

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You ever met someone so dumb you gotta take a deep breath before responding to them?

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Bro, are you a black hole, because you suck energy and light?

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Guy inventing jogging: how can I suffer, but with music?

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Why a bug would spend such a long fraction of its short life immobile on my ceiling beats me.

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Anyone still shut off lights when leaving a room because their parents used to say, “Don’t waste electricity!”

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At a job interview: think of me as the rightful heir to the throne.