“Mom, how did we get so rich?” your father said, “Thanks, nothing from my end,” on thousands of important Zoom meetings.

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People ask you, “are you crazy”, and then get scared when you answer, “yes”.

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Guy inventing jogging: how can I suffer, but with music?

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This is not what adulthood looked like in the brochure.

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It’s important to set an alarm the first day of school, so you remember to pick up the kids.

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My toxic trait is optimism.

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Who needs a dominatrix when you can be beaten up by an automatically retracting vacuum cleaner cable?

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I won $6 on a scratch-off last night. Out of my way, peasants!

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Some stupid little amoeba decided to leave the ocean a billion years ago and now I have to worry about Monday.

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I’m not ready to adopt a highway, I can barely raise my own driveway.

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And to my children I leave my collection of tote bags and gift bags.