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Due to inflation, a picture is now worth 2300 words.

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Pinky promises are still a legit foundation of trust.

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I don’t know why doctors only give stickers to kids? Like, hello, I was also brave today.

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The pointless tidy-up before a play date.

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The wind is about to blow me to Oz, so if you see me flying past your window, mind your business.

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After smartphones, we never got pictures of Bigfoot anymore. You know why? That’s right: 5G killed all the Bigfoots.

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Headed to a wedding but my wife said I’m not allowed to refer to the bride as ‘the veiled threat.’

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Nothing prepared me for how much of my adult life would be spent hiding from people I know at the grocery store.

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I can’t wait until my kids have a place of their own so I can come barging through their door and say “what’s for dinner? I don’t like that. Can you give me money for McDonald’s?”

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It’s so hot, ice bears are opening lemonade stands.