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This meeting could have been a painting in a museum of boredom.

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I don’t like the person I become when my boss tells me I should be working while at work.

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My family asked me what I wanted for Mother’s Day, so I packed their bags and changed the locks.

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I got one brain cell left and it moves around my head like a Windows screensaver.

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You’d think someone in the room would’ve spoken up like “hey guys, maybe it’s a bad idea to make one ring to rule them all”.

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I’m a “I have an appointment later, so I can’t do anything else for the rest of the day” kind of person.

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Parenting is cheering on your kid’s winning softball team all weekend and then cheering on the Sunday rain for cancelling the rest of the games.

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“What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger!” Oh, it’s ok, you can just kill me next time.

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What an awful time to be even remotely aware of what is going on in the world.

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Australia is like someone’s still playing Jumanji.