No longer praying on your downfall. I will be directly involved.

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Sex makes you happy. So I understand your dissatisfaction.

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I always knew I’d get old. How fast it happened was a bit of a surprise though.

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Sorry I can’t carpool to work. That’s the time I use to angry scream.

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I am under no obligation to make sense to you.

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A plus of getting older is not having to make as much small talk because half the conversation is spent asking the other person to repeat what they just said.

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I hope your spoon slides into your soup.

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Just found out about confirmation bias, and now every article I read totally proves I was right to be worried about it.

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An escape room, but it’s a bean bag chair in a hammock on a water bed in a bouncy house and you’re over 40. Good luck!

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Sorry I didn’t get you an anniversary card, babe, but you opted in to paperless affection on our third date.

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I giggle before I go crazy. Gotta start my engine.