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My unemployed neighbor with an unlimited firework budget wo…

My unemployed neighbor with an unlimited firework budget wo…

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Sounds like they're celebrating Independence Week! 🎇💥🇺🇸

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged budget, celebration, everyone, firework, happy, humor, independence, july, neighbor, sarcasm, unemployed, wish on Jul 10, 2025 by slickboy.

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