My unemployed neighbor with an unlimited firework budget would like to wish everyone a happy 9th of July.

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Aura is the real business card.

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Being awake is the worst.

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An adventure and a dragon would cure me.

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Apparently, all my new nephew wants to do is eat and sleep, which means he’s already a lot like me.

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That very depressing moment when you find out the fire alarm that went off at work was just a test.

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Probably the worst thing you can do when your wife gives you a disapproving look from across the room for being on your phone is finish typing this.

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I have the bruises of a much more active person.

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Women aren’t complicated. Just give us attention and leave us alone.

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I hope some dyslexic people don’t mail Satan instead of Santa.

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Nothing more dangerous than an ignorant man who thinks he is a genius.