Are we all getting a front-row seat to the end times, or what?

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My toxic trait is that I expect people to have common sense, and I get mad when they don’t.

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Red Bull doesn’t give me wings, it gives me gas.

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My toxic trait is that I give my friends mental health advice when I belong in an asylum.

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I love traveling because I love to check if I have my passport every 3-4 minutes.

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There I was, quietly reliving my dream of having my own house, when suddenly I was attacked by insane prices.

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A good man is hard to find, but a babysitter for Friday night is harder.

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I’m uncomfortable around tall people. What if they pick me up and put me on their shoulders?

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I just feel like we shouldn’t have a new year until we get this one right.

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Be useless, so nobody can use you.

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Boy, did The Shining nail what it’s like being an only child.