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“Still gangsta” I whisper to myself as I drink my chamomile tea with a heating pad on my back.

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New challenge called “don’t say ‘wow it’s already dark by five these days’ for the rest of winter”

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If you want to complain about my driving at least calm down and get off my hood first.

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Whoever coined the term coined the term coined the term coined the term.

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Holding this fart in feels like I’m pregnant with a dinosaur.

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I do block people right away; you’re not going to stress me out on my own phone, with my own internet, and in my own house.

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I always wonder who makes a more stupid face: women putting on make-up or men shaving?

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Think about how many more lovers you’d have if a cross country high-speed rail existed. That’s what they are taking away from you.

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Gen Z will be like “OMG new life hack!” and then it’s a video of them adjusting the toaster dial.

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I suspect that you don’t lose weight during sport because of the exercise, but because you can’t eat anything during this time.